Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pictures – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only pictures…

Difference! – What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one…

Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Cuff Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…

Shut Up – If my pants aren’t at my ankles, don’t open your mouth!

Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to…

Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.