Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear

Alien Booty Call… Tongues – I have 37 tongues. I’m just saying.

My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player – A grade school teacher asks her students what…

Singles – "I met my wife at a singles’ bar." "Really?" "I thought she was…

Geek Booty Call… Hands – These calluses only mean I’m good with my hands.

Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…

Pirate Booty Call… Jolly – How ’bout jollying my roger? Yar!