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First-Class Blonde – A beautiful blonde woman boards a plane to L.A. with a ticket…

Dickens and the Martini – Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.…

Banging and Banking – Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you…

Blonde Battallion – What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?…

Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.

Blonde Smoker – Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?A: She threw it…