Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dead Sea

Marble – You’re as sharp as a marble.

Helen Keller’s Dog – Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide? Wouldn’t you if your…

Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Milkshakes – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, when God was…

Little Nancy’s Pet – Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when…

Hipster Booty Call… Clothing – Haven’t I seen that ironic t-shirt somewhere before?

Clinton Stew – Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Bill Clinton stew?A:…