Harley vs. Hoover

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!

The Wrong Way – A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife…

350 Pounder? – What do you call a 350-pound stripper? Broke!

The Joy of Christmas Cards – A woman walks into the Post Office to buy…

Geek Booty Call… Beam – Beam me up, Slutty?

Peroxide Revenge – Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch? A: A…