Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Transport Trucks

Michael Jackson’s Baby – What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? "Which one’s Mommy?"

Bjork – Q: What does Bjork do when she’s horny? A: She watches pjorn.

Pirate Booty Call… Swaggle – Care to horn my swaggle? Yar!

A Blonde Party – What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties? Women!

Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?

Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He…