Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Beepers

Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.

Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and…

Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…

Osama Bin Laden’s Halloween Costume – What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?…

Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!

Graveyard Salon – Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the…