Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Duct Tape

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Of Mice and Men – What do mice and men have in common? They both…

Bald and Penis-Like – You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you…

Gorilla Control – A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his…

Singles – "I met my wife at a singles’ bar." "Really?" "I thought she was…

Cloak & Dagger – A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and…