Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stock Market

Legless Poodle – What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.

How Tall? – How tall are you? I didn’t know they stacked s**t that high!

Walks Into a Bar… Native Custom – A Native American walks into a bar with…

Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.

Things Children Have Learned – No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.…

What do you call a woman… – What do you call a woman rolling around…