You’ll Be So Fat…License Plates

That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d…

Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.

Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Practicing – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only gets…

Jeff Foxworthy: From the Roast – From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: I’ve…