Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richter Scale

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Shadow – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her shadow runs…

The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…

We’s Huntin’ Frenchman – What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…

A Man’s Heart – Q: What’s the quickest way to a man’s heart?A: Through his…

Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…