Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt introduced herself as Candie. William brushed her off.When William and Mildred got to their room, he told her that he’d been approached by a prostitute."I don’t believe you," laughed Mildred."I’ll prove it," said William. He called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217."Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us."Soon, there was a knock on the door. Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. "So, I see you’re interested after all," she said.William asked, "How much do you charge?""$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."Candie laughed. "You must really be an old-timer if you think you can buy sex for that price.""Well," said William, "I guess we can’t do business. Goodbye."After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can’t believe it."William said, "Let’s go have a drink and forget it. "Back downstairs at the bar, the old couple sipped their cocktails.Candie came up behind William, pointed at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
Tuesday, November 12
Paying the Price
Dirty Jokes
2 Mins Read
More jokes
Tag cloud
insults
politics
cat scan
putin
blonde jokes
travel jokes
cats
food
Celebrity
Science
Types of sex
mailman
flat tire
animal jokes
dogs
funny jokes
stoner
genie
Country Marriage
postman's last day
work jokes
Chief Samurai
Car Jokes
elderly men
Picks
Something Funny
baby doll
Cross the Road
Yo' Mama
flight for Toronto
first job
police
Opinion
Yo mama so ugly
irish
Economy
Lawyer Jokes
mailbox joke
ass jokes
Doctor Jokes
Childbirth simulator
Just In
More Jokes
A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he…
Those Mirthful Hindus – Ram: Why are you drinking tea with the help of the…
Chicken on the Football Field – Why did the chicken run onto the football field?…
Pain in the Tonsils – A mother takes her four-year-old to the hospital to have…
Corporate Booty Call… Turnover – I may have a permanent position for you to fill,…
Light Reading – 1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes 2. The Norwegian Book Of…
Subscribe to Updates
Get the latest creative Jokes from jokesaz.com about doctors, lawyers and politics.
© 2024 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.