Morning Messages – Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner, but his wife was already preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he grabbed his cell phone and texted his wife:"The tent pole is up,the canvas is spread.The hell with breakfast,come back to bed."The wife answered the text:"Take the tent pole down,put the canvas away.The monkey’s exhausted.No circus today."So he sent another text:"The tent pole’s still upand the canvas still spread,so drop what you’re doingand come give me some head."To which she texted back:"I know that your pole’sthe best in the land,but I’m busy right now,so do it by hand."
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