Green and Eats Nuts

A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.

Peg-Leg Baldy – A self-conscious bald man with a peg leg is invited to a…

Men’s Brains – Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains? A: They don’t have a…

The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…

Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…