Safety Curls

Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!

Yeah, That Would Happen – There once was a man who decided to go scuba…

Men Are Like Toilets – Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full…

Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…

Get What? – Where’d you get that? Get what? That stupid look on your face!

Turkey Crosses the Road – Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that…