Getting Weighed – Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe."I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale. It read 117, so she won a prize.The couple then went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do."I want to get weighed," she said.Since they had been there before, the weight guesser guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.Joe decided Kim was weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How’d it go?"Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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