Astronaut Booty Call… Weightless

2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road – Two hedgehogs are in the middle…

Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.

Anti-Bush/Cheney Campaign Slogan – Bush and Dick: Put ’em together and you’re screwed.

Stupid People Euphemisms – — Not the brightest crayon in the box– Not the sharpest…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…

Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on the inside of a fire…