Astronaut Booty Call… Drink

P. Diddy I. D. – You’re so stupid you thought Puff Daddy was a brand…

Blonde Drives a Stick – How can you tell if a blonde was trying to…

Head Room – Q: How do you give a blonde more head room? A: Adjust…

The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…

Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

You’ll Be So Fat…Ironing – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll have to iron…