Geek Booty Call… Star Trek

Aussie Cheerleaders – Q: Why doesn’t Australia have any cheerleaders? A: Because they stick to…

Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for…

Pirate Booty Call… Blonde – Sure, your hair’s blonde, but I’d kill to see your…

Alien Booty Call… Frelnacksee – You must be from Frelnacksee, ’cause you’re the only frelnack…

Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…

Contraband Viagra – A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar…