Politician Reincarnation

Breakfast in Bed – Why do drunks throw up in the sewer? So homeless people…

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Act Her Age – Yo’ Mama is so old, when…

Broken Down – Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after…

Mathematical Cows – Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.

For my next trick… – Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor? A: It…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Watching TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it takes…