What We Learn From the Movies – — It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting. — A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. — If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. — Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. — It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. — After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking. — No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. — Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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