Designated drunkard

Smile If You’re Blonde – Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?A: Because they…

Pegasus, we hardly knew ye – Why did God stop making pegasuses? Because it took…

Bush and Bill – Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service…

Corporate Booty Call… Loop – I want you to reach out and loop me in.

The Dead Dog – There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,…

Daddy’s Face – “Mama, why is daddy’s face pale?” “Shut up and keep digging.”