Redneck’s Last Words

A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.

Jesus gives speech – Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people. ”He…

Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth – Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are…

Blonde Confusion – How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her a blonde joke.

Under the Apron – Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.