Identifying Bubba – Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain’t Bubba."The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain’t Bubba."The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes.""What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician."Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.’"
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Identifying Bubba
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