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A Man’s Heart – Q: What’s the quickest way to a man’s heart?A: Through his…

Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.

Visiting Grandma – Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to visit grandma today!"Shut up and keep…

Bjork – Q: What does Bjork do when she’s horny? A: She watches pjorn.

Elephant Feet – Q: Why do elephants have four feet?A: Because in the animal kingdom,…

Blonde…Foreplay – What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.