Brunettes and God

Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.

Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…

Bill Clinton’s DNA – Dear Mr. Starr:The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone…

Perfect Ten – What is Michael Jackson’s idea of a perfect 10? Two 5-year-olds!

Hard Drive – Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman…

Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…