St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter – Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven."He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"She answers, "That’s the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"She answers, "That’s the time of year when the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents."St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"She says, "That’s when Christ died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock.""That’s right!" exclaims St. Peter."Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."
Thursday, November 21
St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter
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