Blonde…Bucket

The Mortician’s Big Discovery – While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician…

Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Clock – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she walks by…

Irish Lamppost – Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?A: It peed on the…

The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…

Hipster Booty Call… Artist – You’re an artist, right?

Rules For Work – 1.  Never give me work in the morning.   Always wait…