Blonde Basement

Doe in the Woods – Q: What did the doe say when she came running…

Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…

Diet and Make-up – Why can’t you diet and wear makeup at the same time?…

Bumpy Car Ride – There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other…

Pirate Booty Call… Cannon – I’d like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest!…

Hipster Booty Call… Bored – Want to come over and be bored at my place?