Yeti Booty Call… Sherpas

Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…

Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Yearbook – Yo’ Mama is so old, Cleopatra signed her…

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Harass – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought "harass"…

You’re So Small… – You’re so small you could milk a cow standing up.

Geek Booty Call… Measurements – You must be 36-25-36–and those are all perfect squares!