Holy Moley

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tears – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she cries,…

Jock Booty Call… My Handler – Hey babe, I’d like you to be my ball…

Californians & Granola Bars – Q: How is California like a granola bar?A: They both…

Banging and Banking – Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you…

Blonde Cell Death – How do a blonde’s brain cells die? Alone.

Roman Warrior – Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A:…