Quaking Cow

Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder – What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of…

Virgins in Caves – What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin? Never Bin Laidon

Obese Michigan Mammas – How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease…

Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…

Blonde Homesteaders – What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter? "If you’re…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Polka Dots – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…