Miss Piggy’s Feelin’ Fresh

F-A-R-M – How does a blonde spell "farm?" E-I-E-I-O!!

Write this one down – Knock, knock Who’s there? You ever hear the joke about…

Chucky at the Movies – An old farmer went to town to see a movie.…

Yo Mama’s Groteque Obesity – Yo mama’s so fat, when she farted pluto’s ice caps…

Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.

Diet and Make-up – Why can’t you diet and wear makeup at the same time?…