Fly Without Wings

Stoned Drunk – How does one become stoned drunk? Drink wet cement.

Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it…

Fred bin Flintsone – What do bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common? They…

Excited Girlfriend – Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?A: If…

Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A. On crotches!

Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Air Moses – Yo’ Mama is so old, she wears…