A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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Sports Jokes
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Tech Jokes
Gorilla and Computer – Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?A: Hairy Reasoner.
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About Lawyers
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Burried 10 Feet Under – Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down,…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
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Pet Peeves – There were three dogs at a vet’s office. The first dog asked…
Science
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