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Sandpaper Sally – This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He…

Aryan Intimate Halitosis – What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? A brunette…

Dear Old Dad – Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?…

Signs You’re Burned Out – 10. You’re so tired you now answer the phone, ‘Hell.’…

Helen Keller’s Masturbation – Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?A: She tried to read…

Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2 – Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw…