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Cow or Tractor – If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a…

Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…

Purpose of Kilts – Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?A: Sheep can hear a zipper…

Little Johnny… Baby Talk – Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can…

Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…

Pig-ipede – What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon…