90-Year-Old Beater

Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot – You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.

Blonde with Half a Brain – What do you call a blonde with a half…

The Four Ghosts of the White House – One night, George W. Bush is tossing…

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom! – What’s the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year…

Fall-Down Drunk – A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood…

Pirate Booty Call… Flogging – I’m tired of flogging myself. Yar!