80s Booty Call… Tape

Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.

Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…

Ugly Kid – Q: What sexual position makes for ugly children?A: Ask your mom.

Last Night of Lovin’ – After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a…

Zombie Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Snowshoes – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to…