80s Booty Call… Commodore

Contractor Booty Call… Rub – I need you to rub my sack joint.

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Internet – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she doesn’t need…

Walks Into a Bar… Drunk Nose – A nose walks into a bar and asks…

Shoot The Pig – A farmhand is driving ’round the farm, checking the fences. After…

Pirate Booty Call… Staring – Don’t mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!

Hairdresser Booty Call… Bangs – I love bangs–and I don’t just mean the haircut.