500 lawyers in the ocean

Cerebral Blonde – What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

Computer vs. Air Conditioner – How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you…

Green, Four-Legged and Fishy – What’s green, has four legs and smells like fish? The…

Booger Pick-up Line – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Shoe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I saw her…