18-legged Fly Catcher

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…

Mariah’s Ups & Downs – Mariah Carey’s got so much shaft, even elevators are jealous…

Medieval Booty Call… Disease – You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.

Drunk and Arthritis – A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus…

The Classic Joke That Sucks – Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A:…

You’ll Be So Fat…License Plates – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll need license…