Office Dictionary – Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing who’s to blame for a missed deadline or a failed project.Chainsaw Consultant: An outside…
Malcolm in the Puddle – Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss…
What do you call an elephant… – Q: What do you call an elephant between…
Promography – It was the night of prom, and Sally didn’t have a date. Her…
Little Girl on a Swing – Q: Why did the little girl fall off the…
No Cavities – One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit.…
Where Babies Come From – A little girl came home from school and told her…
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Sports Jokes
Steroid Breast Stroke – A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going…
Tyson’s Manners – Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off…
Hippie and the Nun – One day a Hippie gets onto a…
Pool for DJs – Why can’t DJ’s play pool? Because they always…
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That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d like to try some damn…
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies – Q: How can you tell that a blonde’s been baking chocolate chip cookies?A: There’s M&M…
That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d like to try some damn…
Tech Jokes
Blondes Blow It – Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?A: Data transfer.
Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
Robot Booty Call… Hot – Is it hot in here, or is it just…
Geek Booty Call… Test – I’d like to do a usability test of your…
Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke – Q: What’s the difference between a woman and…
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Whitehouse Parrot – A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts…
About Lawyers
Sharing – A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer…
Shark Attack – Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Third Opinion – Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
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A man at a retirement home was walking … – A man…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
The Vet Bill – A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor…
Science
Witches’ Broomsticks – Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a…
Teacher Arrested – At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be…
Twelve Inch Radio Joke – A guy calls into a radio station and he says…
Bill Clinton’s Favorite Card Game – Q: What is Bill Clinton’s favorite card game?A: Poker.
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Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A:…
Hostile Happy Hour – What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search – When customs finds something in your butt, how do…
