Corporate Booty Call… Power Point – I know where your power point is.
Catching Rabbits – Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on…
Makin’ Dem Cupcakes – One day a boy and his mother were watching Cinemax Late…
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Discrimination – It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what…
Playing Doctor – Two children were in a doctor’s waiting room. The little girl was…
Hang Man – A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa…
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Stoopit Pickup Lines – 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I…
Sports Jokes
Chapped Lips – One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said,…
Fancy Apples – This guy was driving along a country road. Along…
Waterskiing with Blondie – Did you hear about the blonde who got…
Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert…
Other funny jokes
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Irish Eats Italian – Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?A: Gaelic breath.
Blonde Meets Cheerios – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"
Tech Jokes
Blonde’s Computer Freeze – What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Spock’s Discovery – What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log!
Scott Thompson: Cher’s "Believe" – The robots will probably adopt that song as their…
How to be Annoying in the Computer Lab – Log on, wait a sec,…
A Little Voice – A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his…
Editor's Picks
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has…
About Lawyers
Lawyer Rates – A man walks into a lawyer’s office and inquires…
Lawyers and God – What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
doctors
Geek Booty Call… Asthma – Can I call you Little Asthma? ‘Cause…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
Bird it Through the Grapevine – Q: Have you heard about the man who did…
Science
Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Reality TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
The taste of a new generation – What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in…
Top 10 Things You Don’t Want Dubya to Say – 10) My fellow Americans, I…
Economy
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was…
Fox Hole Ha Ha – Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into…
Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Drive-By – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got stabbed…
