Corporate Booty Call… Raise – I think you’ll be able to raise the bar.
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A Mother’s Sex Education – A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex…
West Virginia Custody Battle – An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over…
No Cavities – One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit.…
Code for Love – There was a couple who did not want their children to…
Fish Brains – Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement…
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Sports Jokes
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Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and…
Misguided – A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness…
Pet Peeves – There were three dogs at a vet’s office. The…
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Fly in My Soup – Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!"That’s entirely possible. Our cook used to be a…
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?…
Tech Jokes
Tardy Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
Computer Memory – Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory?…
Signs You’re Logged On to a Redneck’s Computer – — The keyboard is camouflaged.–…
Gorilla and Computer – Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla…
Geek Booty Call… Machine – I’m more machine now than man… and I think…
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About Lawyers
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you…
Lawyers’ Word Processor – Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?A: No matter…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
Skydiving – Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A: A perfect setup for…
doctors
A.T.R. – A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
Cat Hospital – Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have…
Science
OJ, Oh No! – What did OJ say to Nicole just before…
Bill Clinton and Elian Gonzalez – Q: Why did Bill Clinton have such a hard…
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot – Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his…
Michael Jackson and Santa – Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?A:…
Economy
My Dog Don’t Bite – A hound dog lays in the yard…
Clinton Gets Pissed Off – Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
Accidental Bonding – A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their…
