Holy Shot! – One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels…
Technically and Reality? – One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference…
A Mother’s Sex Education – A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex…
Test Tube Baby – Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?…
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James Johann: Held Back a Year – My buddy Brian had a kid a few…
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Sports Jokes
Yo Mama’s So Stupid… Dunkin’ – Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought "Dunkin’ Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding cake.
Tech Jokes
Gorilla and Computer – Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?A: Hairy Reasoner.
Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
Rooster and a Telephone Pole – Q: What do you get when you mix…
Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
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About Lawyers
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has…
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A:…
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
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Poor Hearing – An old man goes to his doctor and says,…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to treat a male patient. But…
A Blonde Gets Burned – A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her…
Science
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do you keep…
I’ll Repair Your Car, Nudge, Nudge – A young woman experienced car trouble late one…
Joke for Limeys – What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common? They…
Jack and Jill II – Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some…
Economy
A.J. Jamal: Make a Way – I’ve been walking for a half…
In the Marines – It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in…
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